October 2011
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Today I was talking to my boyfriend on Facebook chat while he was in the computer lab at his school. I was ranting about my day and how I really needed a hug. His response? “I just hugged the computer monitor and now everyone’s giving me weird looks.” Soulmates. MLIA
September 2011
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My life is average: Today, my english teacher was... →
Today, my english teacher was explaining vocabulary words. When the word ‘lupine’ came up, some of the kids said that it sounded like “the name of that teacher from Harry Potter who’s a wolf.” Annoyed, I was about to correct their gross inaccuracy, but a freshman at his locker overheard and beat…
mliaverage:
Today, for my grandpa’s birthday, he legally changed his name to Gandalf. Our last name is Grey. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today, I was in line at my college library behind two burly guys. I didn’t think anything of it until they asked to rent the Disney movie “The Little Mermaid.” The librarian walked over to the shelf and then glanced back at the guys with a disbelieving look. When they saw her expression, one of them said, with a completely straight face, “What?? Some of us like happiness and...
mliaverage:
In the school library, you’re not supposed to do something non-school related. I was reading MLIA and the kid next to me was reading FML. The librarian came in furious and yelled at the boy for being on FML. After he left, she winked at me. MLIA.
mliaverage:
Today while eating lunch at a restaurant the waiter came to take our drink orders. When he asked whether I wanted a lemon or lime wedge with my water I replied, “surprise me”. A few minutes later he handed me a water glass that had a slice of banana on the rim. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today, my mother told me that, when I was little, I used to spend an hour every day teaching the cats to sit on command. Curious, I walked up to one of my cats and said, “Sit.” He sat down. Well done, little me. MLIA.
mliaverage:
Today, my 6 year old son asked me to make him a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich instead of his normal sandwhich. When I asked him why, he replied with “there is this annoying girl at my school who I need to sit next to who has a peanut butter allergy, if I bring this sandwhich, I get to move.” Well done son, well done. MLIA.
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mliaverage:
Today, I baked a cake and when it was completed I saw my five-year-old daughter eying it. I told her that under no circumstances was she to eat any of this frosting on the cake, thinking I had outsmarted any kind of sneak eating. Later, when I cut into it, it caved in on itself because the middle was missing. My Daughter, The Genius. MLIA
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MITCH IN THE KITCHEN: cold and spicy sesame... →
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I’m still on this cold/picnic/unintentionally vegan food kick. Cold sesame noodles are a classic Chinese takeout dish that easily please. They also make good use of leftover cooked noodles and warm summer days spent indoors poring over class lecture notes (no one has to smell my spicy…
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